Rock Band

Just like a real rock band, with Rock Band the game you don't actually play songs. You instead can look forward to:

• Your female lead vocalist spending more time in the hair salon / makeup station than actually on-stage
  
• Fights about which song you're going to play because one of you just isn't "feeling it" right now
  
• Heated debates over doing charity events or corporate events because of money problems (refer to hair salon / makeup station above)
• Standing around "preparing to rock" while other members of your band do other things. This is self perpetuating because you leave and go do something else and then they are waiting for you to come back.
• Drooling over $16,000 instruments that you'll never afford because you aren't actually making any money rocking (see all of the above)
• Doing solo gigs because that's the only way you can "make ends meet"
• Putting up with everybody else in the band beating on your drum kit because it's fun to bang on stuff between sets